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After reading this, please do not think too harshly of me. Remember my good qualities, if you can, and do not hold this one lapse of judgement against me.
I was an avid watcher of the British TV series Footballers' Wives. It was addictive, I couldn't wait to see what (and who) the drug-taking, silicone-implanted slappers would do next. I tuned in faithfully every week from Season 1 until the cliff-hanger at the end of Season 5, when it was cancelled*. I was devastated to realise that now we'd never know if Tanya took the poisoned cocaine, if Liberty would be branded a cannibal forever due to to one unwisely-phrased Japanese commercial and if Roger's killer would get his comeuppance.
But now there's hope: Footballers' Wives: Extra Time! I can get my weekly fix of trashy Essex girls doing bad fings to blokes wif stupid hair. Hoorah!
Also, I think that if a series is cancelled with no hope of remake, the producers/writers should release the upcoming plots to the world so that we don't have to lie awake at night pondering Tanya's fate. Otherwise one might hatch plans** to kidnap the said producers and hold them hostage until the rest of the episodes are aired.
* it seems that by the end it was too fantastic even for UK audiences and ratings dropped.
** hypothetically speaking, of course.
I was an avid watcher of the British TV series Footballers' Wives. It was addictive, I couldn't wait to see what (and who) the drug-taking, silicone-implanted slappers would do next. I tuned in faithfully every week from Season 1 until the cliff-hanger at the end of Season 5, when it was cancelled*. I was devastated to realise that now we'd never know if Tanya took the poisoned cocaine, if Liberty would be branded a cannibal forever due to to one unwisely-phrased Japanese commercial and if Roger's killer would get his comeuppance.
But now there's hope: Footballers' Wives: Extra Time! I can get my weekly fix of trashy Essex girls doing bad fings to blokes wif stupid hair. Hoorah!
Also, I think that if a series is cancelled with no hope of remake, the producers/writers should release the upcoming plots to the world so that we don't have to lie awake at night pondering Tanya's fate. Otherwise one might hatch plans** to kidnap the said producers and hold them hostage until the rest of the episodes are aired.
* it seems that by the end it was too fantastic even for UK audiences and ratings dropped.
** hypothetically speaking, of course.
